I’m a 5 foot nothin ball of fire and on most days, I’ve got somethin’ to say and I come here to say it. Between daily musings, political rants, sexually explicit posts and informative news, this is the place to be. From the mean streets of Cali, to Chicago, New Orleans and now The District, I am an urban hoodrat taking in my surroundings day-by-day. On a serious note, during the day I work in medical research, am a future Nurse Practitioner and am searching for the man of my dreams in scrubs. On a totally mundane note, I love Dr. Pepper, am a very balanced Libra and swear way too much for my own good.

I once rented the Trial of Jeffery Dahmer cause I’m obsessed with serial killers.

The smell of bananas makes me gag.

I was once a bilingual elementary teacher, a paper pusher in the non-profit world, and a red stapler owner in corporate HR.

I don’t own a passport which makes me just as internationally ignorant as Sarah Palin. But if I had that magical piece of paper, I’d be napping in a hammock on a beach in Thailand.

I was raised Catholic, am spiritually Buddhist and am assumed to be Jewish every day of my life.

I am against circumcision, am for Peace in the Middle East and on a good day could write a damn lengthy post about either.

If I were on death row, my final meal would consist of chicken enchiladas, veggie tempura sushi, 3 shots of espresso over ice, McDonalds fries and New York Superfudge Chunk Ben & Jerry’s ice cream.

In the 4 years I have been doing this, I have found blogging to be the center of my soul. That which keeps me creative and grounded, whitty and stupid.

I have dedicated my life to living for others and hope maybe my words will inspire those around me to do the same.

I’m a tangled mess of hypocrisy, looking for my place in the world.

Bitches and Hoes, welcome to the wonderful world of Don’t Get Me Started!  You can email me directly at lilsass@omgdgms.com